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20th. Sept. 2005: Number 10 Denies ‘The Blair Witch
Re-Election Project’
10 Downing street was today strenuously trying to deny rumours that
Cheri Blair had a fascination for White Witchcraft, but the we can now reveal
the true extent to which Magick and Witchcraft was involved in the
re-election of Tony Blair.
The real significance of the election date of the 5th May, has
only now become apparent. The
Sabbat day of Beltane, Roodmas or Walpurgisnacht, is a
Cross quarter day, being midpoint in the Sun's progress between the Vernal Equinox and Summer
Solstice and is usually celebrated around May 1st., but May 5th (the
Old Beltane) is the actual astronomical date, when the sun reaches 15 degrees
Taurus.
It is thought that Cheri may have been experimenting with
re-election spells ever since August 1999, anticipating the need, and
in the first trials she may have mistakenly incanted a fertility spell,
summarily becoming pregnant. The
later experiments probably matured into the campaign for the
re-election of Tony Blair, or the ‘Blair Witch Project’ has
become known.
The re-election spell, recovered from the rubbish bin at number
10, is set out opposite.
Realizing that Tony Blair would need ‘the luck of the
Devil’ to get re-elected, after the Iraq fiasco, it would appear
that a slightly more powerful Magick than that of White Witchcraft was
used. In fact there are concerns
that Tony may have made a Faustian pact and sold his soul to the Devil
for re-election:
The circle is cast and closed in the standard way, but after the
circle is cast a powerful incantation from the Necronomicon is
inserted:
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To be Incanted on the Sabbat of Old
Beltane – May 5th. 2005
Hail ye guardians of the watchtowers
of the East, the elementals of Air, I do summon and stir ye now,
witnesseth this rite and guardeth this circle.
Hail ye guardians of the watchtowers
of the South, the elementals of Fire, I do summon and stir ye now,
witnesseth this rite and guardeth this circle.
Hail ye guardians of the watchtowers
of the West, the elementals of Water, I do summon and stir ye now,
witnesseth this rite and guardeth this circle.
Hail ye guardians of the watchtowers
of the North, the elementals of Earth, I do summon and stir ye now,
witnesseth this rite and guardeth this circle.
Per Adonai Eloim, Adonai Jehova,
Adonai
Sabaoth, Metraton Ou Agla Methon,
verbum
pythonicum, mysterium salamandrae, cenventus sylvorum, antra gnomorum,
daemonia
Coeli God, Almonsin, Gibor,
Jehosua, Evam,
Zariathnatmik, Veni, veni, veni.
Yog Soggoth Saggeth Shag-Shinfein,
All powers
unite on this Beltane,
Make Tony
Blair P.M. Again.
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